In the early hours of Wednesday morning, to combat the rising tide of raid unorthodoxy, the raid who wiped lots on Hodir gave several members leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of pondering, complaints and terror that makes a smashing blog post...
Chapman: Trouble at raid.
Cleveland: Oh no - what sort of trouble?
Chapman: T'heals on't 'odir frozen blows gone owt askew on raid.
Chapman: [irritated] The heals on the frozen blows phase of Hodir have gone askew in the raid.
Cleveland: Well what on earth does that mean?
Chapman: *I* don't know. All I did was DPS and wipe lots on a Hodir attempt, I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
[The door flies open and in comes some Inquisition types]
Ximinez: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is failbot... failbot and forum posts... forum posts and failbot...
Our two weapons are forum posts and failbot... and ruthless coffee discussions...
Our *three* weapons are forum posts, failbot, and ruthless coffee discussion... and an almost fanatical devotion to Wow Web Stats parses....
Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as forum posts, failbot.... I'll come in again.
[The Inquisition exits]
Credit to this place. Also the discussions about the many Hodir wipes have been entirely reasonable, but when my twisted mind thought of this, I couldn't let it lie. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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